Gardening Ninja Moves from Horticultural Power Bro

 

My First Acting Gig, I Dug up... Haagan Dazs baby.

 

It was only shown in the UK and Ireland, maybe S. Africa. I dug up as doing Some New Comedy Stuff. Stay Tuned! Horticultural Power Bro!!!

Horticultural Power Hour w Horticultural Power Bro on the Youtubes.

 Horticultural Power Hour w Horticultural Power Bro - YouTube

Run of Song

You must follow the run of song

No matter the consequence pending

Nor the dire threat of result

Come along and

Follow the consequence

Impetus of songwaves

Impetuous motions gyrations are

Approved

This comes from the highest authority

At least seven feet in height anyways

And leaning from above

Follow the run of song

Rings the shout

No matter right or wrong

Move along to the run

To the soundwaves and strive

Impetuous

Follow the run

The pattern and run

Of song

By: Daniel Smallegange

Happy Valentine's Day from Zombie Dan!

 This is from a photo shoot a little while back by the epically awesome Blake Morrow. I am a zombie on the left.

I am Proud to Have Worked on Nightmare Alley as the Props Buyer

Proud to have worked on this one as the Prop Buyer. Props, Sets, Greens, Construction, Paint and Art dept all fall under the Production Design category. Congratulations to the woman in charge of all that, the Production Designer Tamara Deverell. 

Where Shall We Go Now

Where shall we go now

That we have drunk down all the sightings

In the cold clear night

And bathed in the glare

Of the pure moon light

Who shall we sing too

Now the wolves have all retired

Who shall we seek out

To once again conspire

To fight for truth and beauty and

Begin it all again

To dance in all our glory

And invent new ways to sin

Where shall we run to now

In order to regain

Our hopes and trust and confidence

So much hard earned disdain

And who shall we rely on

Now the weapons are all blunt

Who shall offer solace

Now they've called off the hunt

We've stitched a cloak of sorrow

And sewn our wounds up tight

As our voices crack and break

Our vision losing sight

So let's empty out the wine skins

And down the whisky fast

And pray to all the gods of night

That dawn will come at last

By: Daniel Smallegange