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Daniel Car Crash: Toronto, Ontario, Canada; Daniel Smallegange was born in the wastes of the great white hinterland north, in a town called Kingston. After miraculously surviving the constant driving cold, beaver attacks, hockey players crashing his igloo, and the great beer droughts of the 90s, he went to Carleton University for journalism, where he obtained a degree and a taste for wine and pretty women susceptible to poetry and ironic quips. He has written '24th Century Dick', 'The City: Tales from the Post-Post Apocalypse' and 'The Nexus Place'. His current whereabouts remain a mystery. He is a writer of edgy comedy, drama and horror, writes poems, and is a blogger extraordinaire. ------------------------------- Daniel Smallegange: Dangerously awesome and subliminally sexy since 1974.

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