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Sidewalks and Alleyways of Life

You look lopsided but maybe I oughta

Straighten out myself more better than I am

But bent over so when walking

Enables me to find more treasure the better too

However I fair worse at meeting gazes and adjudging truth

In eyeballs of those attempting discussion in my direction

But most tend to avoid this course of action

When myself squinting unstraightened and bent over move near

As I shuffle seeking treasure on the sidewalks

Sidewalks and alleyways of life

Shuffle limp though legs work almost fine

Disguise and breath laced with garlic and other virtuous legumes

My defence against assault verbal or otherwise

As I shuffle seeking treasures seldom found

Along the sidewalks alleyways of life

Shuffle step and though lopsided

My vision remains sound

Sound as the most pleasing of birdsong

On a quiet cold November day

Seeking treasures on the sidewalks

Sidewalks and alleyways of life

By: Daniel Smallegange

Cats: What Are You New? Comic by Dan Smallegange

 

Everyone Knows

 Everybody knows that

Everyone knows

Everybody rolls and gives it up

When caught up

Once they got your back up

Get you in that little room

And the DA dangles them little deals

And everybody knows that

Your bond ain't worth jack

Your girl ain't covering up squat

Brothers no longer

Employers don't bother

Everybody knows that

Everyone just knows

You're on your own

When caught up

Once they got your back up

Nailed against that wall

In that little room

Everyone rolls and gives it up

But keep your mouth shut

And dont sweat it much

The deals are all rotten

Anyways

And maybe you not squawkin'

Will get you solace some day

Or peace or reward

And not shived in the back

Anyways

When they got ya

Caught ya

Back against it

They got ya

Everyone knows

By: Daniel Smallegange

Comic by Dan Smallegange: Spoiled Lizard Children

 

Comic: Lizard and Fly, by Dan Smallegange