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Acquisition Madame

 You are talent

Said the Acquisition Madame

But you can't be in love

As when so afflicted 

You make bad poetry and awkward movements in general

Please shake free of it like the dogs when watered

And remove this break to your talent throttle Sir or

I can't use you at all

Or even one bit

As you no longer equal

Talent

When so afflicted with this disease and detriment

You become lesser-than

Like a sideways V pointing west

And my purpose and profession is that acquisition called

Talent

It says it right there on the door stenciled nicely

As everyone and even you can read

When perambulating through it to this here office desk which you sit

Parameters being what they be

Talent being that

Which I seek

So please fall out of said cause and or affliction

Forthwith

Said the Acquisition Madame

By: Daniel Smallegange

It Smarts It Hurts

 It smarts it hurts

It's like a regular

Relationship now

It comes at you like a long downhill run in an auto with

Impeded break function it does

It hurts and smarts

And is unrelenting which is irksome to all of my

Auras and chakras and lines of ley

Like a dream in which you cannot

Beat adversaries down or cause them damage or defeat

Like a dream when you are unprepared for the test or task and tremble

Coming at you now rolling growing in a wave

Coming your way with such fierce and unrequested candor

A furor and a stir

A proper mind fuck

It smarts it hurts

It smarts it hurts

It's like a regular

Companionship now

A part and parcel of my headspace now

It comes intermittent but not to be missed

It comes all ill humour and rancor taste with bitter kiss

It hurts it smarts

This here foil

Comradeship here now

It smarts it hurts

By: Daniel Smallegange

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