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The Writings of Daniel Car Crash. Poetry, fiction, comedy. Copyright Daniel Smallegange.
Thursday, November 27, 2025
Free Today and Friday only my Epic Comedy Scifi Adventure Novel 24th Century Dick on all Amazon, Ebook version.
24th Century Dick : Smallegange, Daniel: Amazon.ca: Books
Tuesday, November 25, 2025
Saturday, November 22, 2025
Change (Spoken Word Video by Daniel Smallegange)
This has been one of my most popular poems viewed on here. So I thought I would do a spoken word video of it for here and Tiktok. Add me on there if you like. Also, comment on here if you like these vids or like just reading my work better. Cheers, DS.
Thursday, November 20, 2025
Second Chance Vaccine
You must give me some of that
Second chance vaccine
A prescription to
The one they are all
Talking about gossiping about
The one the others said
Ain't for no-bodies
Ain't for no-things
Ain't for ones
Like me
But
Give me some of that
Second chance elixir
Anyways
The one that makes it make you
Repeat the inevitable
Retreat from your verbiage so antagonistic
To my heart and general
Well-being
Makes you
Retread all my entreaties and
Excuses
Rewind this game
Though it always plays out the same
Give me some a little of your time
Some of that
A little piece of your mind
Some of that second chance potion
So you might get new notions
Or better yet old ones
And maybe take me back
But then again all these
Second chance vaccines may just be
Pipe dreams
But and regardless
If you could just gimme some
Some of that second chance vaccine
So I'll build up maybe some
Resistance to you
And all the things you do
That would be in essence
A way to suppress your presence in my
Rushing thoughts and wayward heart
Some of that please
That second chance vaccine
By Daniel Smallegange, all rights reserved, copyright 2025.
Photo of the author, early early 2000s.
Tuesday, November 18, 2025
The Inevitable Decline (Spoken Word by Daniel Smallegange)
Video made by Daniel Smallegange, all rights reserved copyright 2025.
Tell me if you like these vids or prefer just reading my words, in the comments section. Thanks.
Saturday, November 8, 2025
My Book Arrived! The City: Tales From the Post-Post Apocalypse by Daniel Smallegange
14 Epic Sci-Fi Horror Dystopian Post-Apocalypse Short Stories by Daniel Smallegange available on Amazon, paperback and ebook. SEE LINK BELOW.
Amazon.com: The City: Tales From the Post-Post Apocalypse eBook : Smallegange, Daniel: Kindle Store
Friday, November 7, 2025
Myself During a Props Show n Tell with Legendary Director Guillermo del Toro and Another Legend, DOP Dan Laustsen, for the Feature Film Frankenstein
Myself talking canes with legendary director Guillermo del Toro during a Props Show n' Tell for the feature film Frankenstein, a movie I worked on for almost a year as Props Buyer. My other gig aside from writing is Props and Sets Dept in movies and TV shows, mainly as the Prop Buyer.
Down by the Shed Where all the Demons Head (spoken word by Daniel Smallegange)
Down by the Shed Where all the Demons Head by Daniel Smallegange
Spoken word by Daniel Smallegange, copyright 2025, all rights reserved.
Video of my fireplace, mantle and shelf by the author.
Monday, November 3, 2025
Thursday, October 30, 2025
The Inevitable Decline
The inevitable decline of
Hopes and dreams comes
Despite stubborn clinging as
The sands slip slowly
one by two by three
The inevitable rise of peace and calm
Resulting from this
A fair trade one surmises
Granted from the vantage
Given as
Vigour declines wisdom arises
As the sands slip and drip
Slowly down
The inevitable decline of all things
Hourglass remorseless
As the sands slip and drip
Granted from the vantage of
Hind sight and one
Un young
Tuesday, October 28, 2025
Book Launch: Free Ebook of The City: Tales From the Post-Post Apocalypse by me, Daniel Smallegange Tues and Wed Only!
Hello all. If interested my completely re-written and re-released collection of post-apocalyptic short fiction is free this Tuesday (today) and Wednesday on all Amazons as an ebook. The new edition paperback is also available. See link below. Thanks. If anyone is interested in getting an email the next time it's free, please say so in the comments.
The City: Tales From the Post-Post Apocalypse by Daniel Smallegange
Amazon.com: The City: Tales From the Post-Post Apocalypse eBook : Smallegange, Daniel: Kindle Store
Saturday, October 25, 2025
Monday, October 20, 2025
New Times
Got me some at least
Tryin' to grab a hold of at least
Some of these new times
Sky lines are prettier than
Better than the old times dark times
Better than nothing or at least
Some times
Gotta start somewhere
Can't start these new times without letting go of the
Old times bad times
Got to get me some much needed
Down time also
Keep down low from all those less prudent
Hopes and schemes
Fears and dreams
Keep my head down
Can't help but realize
Ain't got the low down
Downtown
New times give rise high rise
Sky lines
Prettier than
Gotta start somewhere
Not like the old times
Need me some distance from past crimes
Don't want to dwell on no bad times
Don't want to do no hard time
Either
For old crimes old times
Need me some direction to
Go an' find some
New times better times
Also commit some new crimes
Get me some at least
New times
But not like the old times
Not like them
Dark times
By Daniel Smallegange, copyright 2025, all rights reserved.
Polaroid of the author by Rachel Brennecke, Amsterdam, early 2000s.Wednesday, October 15, 2025
Tuesday, October 14, 2025
Monday, October 6, 2025
A Still of me from a Short Film, The Officer
Thursday, October 2, 2025
Down by the Shed (Where all the Demons Head)
I want to
Greet you and meet you
Sweep you away
Take you down to the shed
Down to the old shed
Where all the demons head
Where they dance and plead victim
Where they drink and seek wisdom
And none know what's in store
Chastisement parked abandoned
Outside the door
Come here sweet mystery
And climb into my head
Let me take your arm
Down to that old shed
Where the merry are led
Where the demons head
To drink away their pain
And seldom do abstain
Down back near the old creek
Where it's dark and warm
Where all are safe from harm
I need to see you
By bonfire light
Sweep you away into the night
Take you down
Down to the old shed
Where all the demons head
And no one speaks of the dead
But of life, and where Bacchus rules
The dance is free of Christian loathing
Dancers soon bereft of clothing
Sweating and gyrating to the horns of Pan
Baby I need to
See you and press against you
Take you down the secret ways
Down to the shed
Where all the demons head
Libations for the duration
Leave your troubles at the door
Pound some drinks and hit the floor
Back down to the shed
Where the guilty have all fled
And innocence is all but dead
By Daniel Smallegange, copyright 2015, all rights reserved.
Cat, drawn by Daniel Smallegange, copyright 2010, all rights reserved.
Thursday, September 18, 2025
Comments Requested of a Positive Nature from Human Beings and or any Literate Cats/Dogs/Hamsters or Aliens from Outer Space Plus Ebook release coming...
There's been a dramatic increase in traffic coming to my site these last few weeks. I am hoping that it's not all AI bots trying to steal my work? If you are human and enjoying my writings and/or dorky comics (or an alien from outer space, or literate cat or dog or hamster) I would love a comment below. Thanks so much in advance,
PS: If you're an alien from outer space or literate animal of any kind just pretend you are human.
PSS: Also I am working this week on releasing my collection of short stories The City: Tales From the Post-Post Apocalypse as an Ebook and will be making it free as often as possible on Amazon.
Wednesday, September 17, 2025
Friday, September 5, 2025
My Epic Comedy Sci-fi Detective novel 24th Century Dick, free as ebook today (friday) and Saturday. Check it out.
Like the title says. Free on all Amazon sites, ebook version. Paperback avail too. Read and be merry, if this pleases you.
Amazon.com: 24th Century Dick eBook : Smallegange, Daniel: Kindle Store
Tuesday, September 2, 2025
Friday, August 29, 2025
Our Man Jack, by Daniel Smallegange (Poetic Fiction from my book The City: Tales of the Post-Post Apocalypse)
Spoken of with facetious proclivities is our man Jack. They’ve said he’s descended from lords and Czars or empirical mathematics.
“I am not all about the violence sordid, but the artistic destruction need be recorded.”
So said our man Jack.
Our man Jack sat and brooded, as we danced and cavorted. What he wanted: change for the train, fare from the city. What he got: us speaking to him with facetious proclivity.
“Beware of atheists!” someone shouted. “And men driving large trucks.”
He sat and stared, our man Jack, as we linguistically danced, made poor attempts at romance, sat as if in a trance, but his smile grew and lingers, to this day it does malinger. But I do digress, we were such a mess, all full of festive glee, slight and amusing hypocrisy, for our man Jack, who’d been so hard done by, oh so hard done by. Listen man or woman, listen to the cry, the cries of all those been done hard by. They gnash their teeth in the streets of Kensington as all the whores go by, proffering their wares as we and Jack do sit by and by, laugh and stare at whores proffering their wares. And those gnashing pull out empty pockets and pull out their hair. We watch the whores and we do compare, some among us haggling for an honest fare.
We order a pitcher of sleep. We’ve all been running and have sunk too deep, are in too deep with bookies, mobs, those who keep the keys, to our residences, our hearts, and dreams so far so we are not allowed even to sleep.
Our man Jack, he sits now, now leans back, smiles that smile and whiles it all away. His brain is lost away and at play behind the curtains of his drooping eyes, which are lovely but for that stye in the eye of our hurricane of pleasant loud and laughing hearts, underpinning the sigh in the tremendous eye of our despair we hide so well unlike our man Jack who is now becoming involved in a well manifested attack. Oh Jack we love you when you bend your tender heart to well meaning and irrefutable attack. He is our man Jack and when it strikes him he bends all will and logic to his hand so that none may stand and makes his magnificent attack against us, all our fake bravery, false modesty and joking camaraderie. We lap it up and know the truth, we are the uncouth and we love it, we so love it.
But our man Jack he does relax when we grow him a whiskey tree. With one sip his solemnity does slip we do see and he just sits as out on the street one of our number does meet a sister of mercy ~ wearing fishnets. Violence and a slap in the face as the band does take its place.
“There are islands out there where humanity does fare, better than this city, it is so shitty sometimes here,” pipes in Ryana, chief bassist, his voice fair and clear for all and one to hear, which we do, but pretend not to.
“He got his hand caught in a rope, no rope-a-dope, but switch turn an’ vicious.”
“Blade in the back, shiv turn counter attack.”
Watch our man Jack, as he sips from his whiskey tree happy as a flag at half mast at some ceremony. And there I sat, enveloped in black, as the merry conversation overtook me, overwrought me, bent and shook me. Pretty parties sallied by, past me and our man Jack smiling against the grain, who somehow gives me strength, stops up the pain, and don’t wanna cry no more. No, don’t wanna cry no more. Ambulance wagon arrives for the one who was shived in the thigh. Not his back after all, still can hear his muted sob-cry. All the ruffians scatter as if it at all matters, an’ even our man Jack, he’s disappeared. ‘Tis then I get the fear. Eyes agog. See what’s next through a film of fog. Outside are the non-entities. Inside where all is silence. I am a malcontent, do feel maleficent.
Our man Jack shouting from the throng: “Cybele was there. She’s at the bar talking communist. She said to say you are the grist and chaff she sometimes gets caught in her teeth!”
That is when all mayhem broke loose. Blind-sided punch in the face to some hero’s disgrace. Once again, all mayhem broke loose. Our man Jack riding some hero on the back and smashing his pint on his skull. The whore that my friend had decided to order, shrieking such blasphemies, defending her order, scratching some punter a different face. Our man Jack he started to dance as bottles and knives are thrown and the first exhibition of the new show violence did make with its vehement kiss. Jack in such bliss, inflicting non-partisan violence with the flick of the wrist.
Away and escape my way of attack and of Jack the last I did see, waving his arms and eyes full of glee, diving head first and into the spree. His smile dear friends will never go away.
Our man Jack, spoken of with facetious proclivities. His smile grew and lingers, to this day it does malinger…
By Daniel Smallegange, copyright 2006, all rights reserved.
Picture of the author, circa 2006ish?
Friday, August 22, 2025
Often and with Abandon
She crossed and then uncrossed
Both her friends and her thighs
Each often and with abandon
The former I found
Less intriguing than the latter
Legs I'd need a ladder to climb
Legs I would consider
Worthy of almost any crime
Her friends now former
Decidedly unbothered and
Unimpressed with attempts at uncrossings
Both legs or otherwise
All those
Half hearted requests for forgiveness
Casual lies and false meekness
Just like the Rubicon once crossed
There can be no going back
Ask Caesar
Who also fell out with his friends in the end
So who can blame former friends
Certainly not I
Focused intently on
Legs I would need a ladder to climb
Which she crosses and uncrosses
So often and with abandon
By: Daniel Smallegange, copyright 2025, all rights reserved.
Some artwork on my wall, by Walter Klassen.
Wednesday, August 13, 2025
Thursday, August 7, 2025
The Crux of the Matter
The crux of the matter
This is what we are after
She said and then
Levelled the gun
And then
Pointing the gun in my direction
Pointing the business end of said gun
In my direction
This causing consternation and
Stuttering as
The wrong end of barrels pointing, mainly gun barrels pointing
Disagrees with my proclivity to discourse freely
Or at least without pause or repetitive actions
IE stuttering
So stuttering occurred and then increased with
The cocking of said weapon's hammer
The crux you say, I boldly and firmly managed
Though bold nor firm could describe my mental state at the time
Always the crux, it's the centre of things really, I tried
Naturally, said she and pulled the trigger three times
If anything was repeated after this
I heard it not
But I do know, in hindsight
The crux of the matter was not gotten at
Unless it involved my death
Which then begs the point
Why ask about it in the first place?
By: Daniel Smallegange, all rights reserved, copyright 2025.
Photo by Blake Morrow, from a still of the author from the short film The Officer.
Saturday, July 5, 2025
When One is Un Loved
When one is un loved
One must continue to
Love
Despite a lack of
Willing recipients
And even if only to love
One's self
One must continue to love
And not the kind of self love you do
In private when no one's home
With one's laptop
Although that type of self love
Is not a bad thing
Either at any rate
Especially if you have decent internet
But when one is un loved
Try an'
Continue to love
Regardless
What I am talking about
Try to continue to love
Other's or even if only
One's self
What I am meaning to say
Or trying to at least
Anyways
Self love
One must continue to...
By: Daniel Smallegange, all rights reserved 2025.
Photo of the author, in Toronto, Fall 2024.
Tuesday, June 10, 2025
Interview I did for Mind on Fire Books for my Novel 24th Century Dick
Check it out, a cool review and interview piece on me for Mind on Fire Books.
Daniel Smallegange: A Journey Through Sci-Fi Noir - Mind on Fire Books
Sunday, June 1, 2025
All this Damned Bluster
Complacency as a general rule
Is not what is
Required nor encouraged
However
All this bluster
Overacting over reaching and or
Bluster in general
Seals a fate faster or at least
Makes one unpopular
Makes those around you
Un mourn your passing
Or maybe even
Celebrate it
All this damned bluster you sputter
No way to be
Unsound in approach
Though terminology is opposite of
As you make more sounds
Which is unsound
Complaining about all things
Under the sun
Makes one
Climb under a rock
Or seek salvation in the arms of
Any other
Any other than you and
All this damned bluster you sputter
By Daniel Smallegange, all rights reserved 2025. Photo of the author by Cory Goodyear.
Monday, May 19, 2025
Cotton On
Cotton on
You are beginning to
Or so it seems
Grasp at things
To the facts
To begin the long process of
Untrust
These allies and firm friends you speak of
Will sell you out faster than...
Can't you see?
Are you beginning to cotton on, as they say
Stick to knowledge an' truth
Like wet cotton
You're beginning to
The inevitable harshness
The light reveals
It hurts, it must
Being deceived by those pretenders
They ain't your friends
Cottoning on you are
Finally with finality
Attach to with understanding and grasp at
These dire events and what they signify
Raise your voice
And wield your weapon of choice
But break free and come away
Come back to us and finally
Cotton on
By: Daniel Smallegange, all rights reserved, 2025.
Sunday, May 4, 2025
My epic comedy scfi novel free today and tomorrow as ebook on Amazon.
Hey everyone, my epic comedy scifi noir detective novel 24th Century Dick is free today (Sunday) and tomorrow on all Amazons in Ebook format. You can download amazon's free kindle ap to read it on Ipad or computer or phone or whatnot. Please leave a nice review if you like it. Paperback also available.
Saturday, March 22, 2025
Howling at the Sun
Howling at the sun
Why are you?
Don't stare at it
Didn't your mother raise you right?
Your eyes will burn out
Why you howling anyways?
In this direction?
At a star of all things
This some sort of a
Triumphant thing?
Or the other way?
Your despair howls need work then
If not the former
And anyways and either ways
I prefer my triumphs Roman style
Don't you know?
With circuses and parades on wide avenues
Not with the howling
Solitary howling at the sun
Don't look don't stare
Will burn your eyes out
Didn't your mother teach you nothing?
Any ways
In this day and age
Howling at the sun
Somewhat unbecoming
Of one such as you
In celebration or despair
Regardless
By Daniel Smallegange, all rights reserved 2025.
Sunday, March 2, 2025
Monday, February 17, 2025
Give Me Some of That Love
Come on and please
With permission, salutation
Gimme some of that love
Love you got all holed up inside
Ain't gonna beg now
Trying not to
But I want to
Got this need see
Need to see you
Touch you
Won't you listen like you used to?
I Remember it like...
I can taste it just like...
Old times
But then I realize
I bit my lip through an'
That's blood not love
Nothing to do with you
Oozing on my tongue
Reminiscent though
All I can think on though
Through this dirt and pain
Grime and strain
Memories of you
So, greetings and salutations then
With permissions please gimme some
Some of that love to hold
Some of what you got all
Holed up inside
Your heart entrance boarded so goddamn tight
Makes me do things
These whisperings
Disagreeable
Ain't gonna beg though
Ripped apart for want of love
Want to taste it
Like the blood on my tongue
The love you hoard
It makes me do things
Disagreeable
Don't scoff
Don't walk away
Come on and please
Give me some
By: Daniel Smallegange, 2025, all rights reserved.
Tuesday, February 11, 2025
From the Old Record Player
Sitting down and sucking in sounds
The classical piano moves
Coming on out
Coming on out
From the record player
Vintage old 70s record player
Lean back and sucking in sounds
While outside the snow falls
While outside the history creeps
And time takes a stroll
Relentless time
Taking its toll
On everyone
Even I
Sitting down and sucking in sounds
The classical Bach piano sounds
Coming on out sublime
From the old record player
My vintage old 70s record player
I salvaged from the street
Back a ways
Back in my Annex days
In Toronto town
By: Daniel Smallegange 2025, all rights reserved.
Sunday, January 26, 2025
Pretty Cool that a Prop I Bought for It: Chapter Two was put with Pennywise Action Figure
The bottom pic is the original prop I got the move It: Chapter 2. I worked on this movie as Prop Buyer, and it was really fun.
Sunday, January 19, 2025
Myself, Daniel Smallegange, photo taken in NYC, 2003.
Framed this today. My friend and I, Greg Carson, took a trip to New York City, in 2003, where he took some pics of me using my camera. The bottom one is of a stranger I took, which gave me the idea of posing. #photography #nyc #newyork #nofilter




























